sargasm

sargasm
1. (sargasm) (6158↑, 1453↓)
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer\! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge\!" "Dude, don't have a sargasm."

2. (sargasm) (151↑, 76↓)
Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

Author: Hendi McHenderson http://sargasm.urbanup.com/1453409
3. (Sargasm) (25↑, 11↓)
A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."

After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.

Author: Bernard Bangwanger http://sargasm.urbanup.com/5454249
4. (Sargasm) (22↑, 17↓)
Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it. Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."

Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.

5. (Sargasm) (8↑, 4↓)
(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short). (n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm) That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm) Me and my wife never argue. Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

6. (Sargasm) (9↑, 6↓)
The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm

It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants

7. (Sargasm) (4↑, 2↓)
When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it. The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.

I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him\! Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.

8. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm. 2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-

Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong? John: It was probably just your technique [mate], did you return the sargasm? Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.

9. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary [spewing] or release of bodily or other [fluids] from any body [orifice] triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking [sarcastic] comment or joke.

"Oh, my god\! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little\!" "Dude, you had a [sargasm]."

10. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing\!\!\!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

Author: Sir gentleman mcawesomestein http://sargasm.urbanup.com/5945348
11. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.

student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?' Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them\!" Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.

Author: Abraham Delacey http://sargasm.urbanup.com/5842809
12. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
While having sex with an azn or small guy, faking an orgasm so he doesnt feel bad.

I had sex with this chinese guy last night, I had the biggest sargasm,

13. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool. Aly: Genius.

14. (Sargasm) (0↑, 0↓)
The act of being sarcastic, while at the same time orgasming.

I'm so upset man, she sargasmed so hard last night.

15. (sargasm) (17↑, 17↓)
an extremely exaggerated, over-the-top orgasm, most commonly found in pornography, that leaves the man to believe that he has "done good work," while actually failing miserably.

male- "oh yeah baby\! was that some of the best sex ever, or what?" female- "hell no\! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."

Author: thegrandmalik22 http://sargasm.urbanup.com/4312218
16. (Sargasm) (0↑, 2↓)
Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.

Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard\! Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm

17. (Sargasm) (2↑, 4↓)
1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.

Typical sargasm: Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox? Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films. I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.

18. (Sargasm) (1↑, 4↓)
Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon\!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm. Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it\!

19. (Sargasm) (122↑, 125↓)
Like [faking it], but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.

"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."

20. (sargasm) (18↑, 45↓)
To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING\!"

21. (Sargasm) (8↑, 45↓)
Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.

He was so funny I had a sargasm.

22. (sargasm) (32↑, 70↓)
To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man" "..." "What the FUCK was that?" "...I need a towel..."

Author: GiantKillerRobots http://sargasm.urbanup.com/521293
23. (Sargasm) (13↑, 56↓)
A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard\!".

24. (sargasm) (29↑, 76↓)
The act of sarcasm during ones sexual peak

When tim fucked his girlfriend he used sargasm by saying "Ohhhhh my god this sucks, I hate cumming on your tits"

Related: orgasm, sarcasm, sex, sarcastic, cock, lie, orgasmic, procrasturbation, sargasmic procrasturbation
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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